July 2012
Words of wisdom:
theafrosistuh:
Never get your hopes up. Then it’s impossible to be let down.
June 2012
The only people Jesus ever got mad at were rich...
queerbrownxx:
How the religious right doesn’t collapse under the weight of sheer irony is a genuine mystery to me.
Hm…
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام
وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ
How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
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Britty: Man, I'm about to Drake yo ass!
Me: What? You aint man enough to Chris Brown me?
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Lol, I'm Silly
Britty: *asks yes or no question*
Me: *asks a bunch of other questions*
Britty: Oh my gosh! Just say yes or no!
Me: Hey! Hey! Hey! Sometimes you have to read the contract BEFORE you sign it!
Britty: ...
Britty: ...
Britty: ...
Britty: What?
How to be confident:
Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
Step 3: Don't get egotistical about it. You're hot shit, but you're not THE hot shit.
Watchitsthelesbiana:
jenn-n-juiice:
dave76:
youngkidshadedblack:
YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
Yoooo..lol
LMFAO
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud
Lol Me, Britt and Diamond love this shit.
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I wish I was deep,
localcunt:
or a poet.
Maybe even a writer.
I wish my words had meaning.
That my metaphors and similies made people think,
or react.
To touch a deep emotion they’ve been trying to hide.
I wish I was a poet.
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So...
Back in February I got into a pretty big (though very odd) fight with one of my closest friends. She stopped talking to me for a while after that. When she finally started responding to my apologies (what I was apologizing for, I don’t know), I felt terrible. So I stopped talking to her. We didn’t talk to each other for two months.
In April she messaged me, telling me how much she...
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Shann's Method of Cooking/Experimenting
Step 1: Think of some random shit to cook
Step 2: Assume ingredients
Step 3: Use whatever seasoning is around
Step 4: Season the shit, duh
Step 5: Throw all that shit in a pot
Step 6: Cook, then eat
Yea, that’s pretty much how I it. So about dinner…
Men can be so disgusting
theefemster:
Smh
white girls twerking: omg they can dance!
asian girls twerking: omg they're so talented!
black girls twerking: ugh seriously this is so ratchet, where's their self respect? they're making all of us look bad. omg mlk didn't die for this, etc.
The Bullet & The Bee
jennahbell:
By Jennah Bell
I’m gonna hold on to my honey,
I’m gonna hold on to my heart,
Cause he’s just like the bullet & the bee
He’s gunning straight for me,
It’s not enough to leave my dying,
No, I gotta wait for the sting.
I’m gonna hold on to my money,
I’m gonna pray that he don’t start,
Cause he’s just like the pastor & thief
He’s stealing a hold on me,
It’s not...
You know you are a (closet) lesbian when...
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
You start watching a TV Show just because there is a lesbian character in it….
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samfordean:
when something’s wrong with your computer
and you start really freaking out
because all you can think is:
“MY WHOLE LIFE’S ON THAT THING”
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Sad, Aint It?
Me: Well, daddy comes home tomorrow.
Britty: Sometimes I forget what daddy look like.
Me: Really?
Britty: I pull out his poster and look at it so I can remember.
Britty: I be feeling so bad sometimes.
Britty: But then I realize, it aint my fault.
minniemouse-fro:
I live for reggae music.
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Beres Hammond: I Feel Good
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Why?
Every Sunday evening I stay home from church to do my homework, it thunders. I don’t like lightning! This is punishment for procrastinating, isn’t it? I highly disagree with this. ¬_¬
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